This is just not me.

Scott stood in front of his mother and said.

I might be in a woman's body.

I might talk walk and dress like a woman but I am not one and I don't think I ever will be.

I don't find men attractive even though I've been flirting with them.

I don't like having sex with them its just not enjoyable to me.

I still have feelings for my girlfriend who has no interest in me as a woman sexually.

I feel like I'm trapped between both worlds no longer existing in either.

I wish everyday the great shift had not done this to me.

Scots mother just looked at her son who was on the verge of a mental breakdown.

She did not know what to do to console him it had been almost 5 months since the great shift and the breakup of his relationship and he just does not seem to be able to accept the facts.

I will find you.

Jeremy looked up at Amanda in his body as she got dressed and said you won't get away with it.

Amanda just looked at Jeremy in her body naked and tide to the bedpost like she was 30 minutes ago and said I got a good 12 head start over you and once I clean out your bank account I'm out of here so good luck.

Jeremy knew there was no point struggling or even arguing with her.

He would just have to wait until the maids came to clean the room in the morning to be untied before he could even consider going after her.

Amanda walked over to Jeremy and slapped her former firm ass before leaving the room.

She put the do not disturb sign on the door & walked down the hall towards the elevator and her new life as a fairly well to do young man instead of a college dropout & a underpaid waitress.

Not what was supposed to happen.

Jonathan was testing out a new high frequency transmitter.

He was bouncing the signal off the surface of the moon and measuring the time it took to return to earth.

Halfway through his experiments he did not notice a red warning light flashing on his control panel.

That was warning him one of the transformers was overloading which exploded spectacularly & threw him across the room and into a bank of servers.

He woke several hours later lying on a rather lumpy mattress looking up at a unfamiliar ceiling with a splitting headache.

He rolled out of bed and could not help noticing how strange his body felt as he did so.

He walked across the uncarpeted floor towards a mirror hanging above a fireplace and got his second shock of the day.

He was now somehow a young woman.

After panicking for almost an hour he pulled himself together and started looking for clues to his identity.

According to the ID and the ration book he found in the handbag sitting on the table next to the bed he was 23 years old named Emily birkinstyle and was a parts control analyst for a company specialising in valves diodes and condensers.

He struggle to fit in as a woman especially as one in the 1940s.

He was just so used to being a 90s man.

But despite all the problems he needed to keep her job if he was ever going to return back to his own body and his own time.

It took him 6 long agonising months to purloin the necessary parts to rebuild an antiquated version of his high frequency transmitter in the basement of the small house he shared with 4 other young ladies billeted there.

But finally he was ready to flick the switch and hopefully get back to his own body and his own time.

He sat in front of his machine checking his wiring making sure everything was right before flipping the switch.

He felt a strange tingling throughout his body as he increased the power trying to recreate the accident that had sent him there.

But despite burning half the wiring and blowing several valves nothing happened apart from his hair standing up on end and a buzzing in his head.

He had no idea why it did not work as everything was perfect but there was just one thing he did not know and could not adjust for if he did.

Back in his own time his body was now six feet under as as far as everybody knew he had died in the lab.

Not what they were hoping for.

Jack still could not believe he had been so stupid to have a drunken one night stand with his best friend.

He could not believe he had forgotten to take the pill the next morning.

But he had only been a woman six months by then and there was so many things to learn.

So after missing his period he started getting a little bit concerned.

But like a lot of men he believed erroneously it was very unlikely that a woman would get pregnant her first time out.

But when he started getting sick every morning he took a home pregnancy test which gave him the result he did not want.

After making an appointment with his doctor he phoned Tom who was just as shocked as he was and told him he would come to the doctor's with him.

So now they were sat in the doctor's office nervously awaiting the result of the test praying it was a false negative and his period being missing was down to hormonal changes.

So they were not overly thrilled when the Doctor came in and congratulated both of them.

Just let me try it.

Jason was getting more frustrated every passing day with his girlfriend who had stolen his body almost 3 months ago and was still refusing to give it back.

He was tired, frustrated and did not know how much longer he could holdout.

He tried once again to convince her to give it back but he was met with the same reply you know what I want.

Just tell me you want me to fuck you like a dog.

I just want to see why you like doing it so much and then I'll give it back.

Jason just looked at her sitting in his body smirking at him which just got him more annoyed as he said to her:

And I never will.

Even if that means spending the rest of my life in your body sexually frustrated with only a dildo for company.

As I will never let a dick penetrate me especially my own and with that he turned and walked out of the room leaving his girlfriend sitting there happy that her plan had worked better than she thought it would.

I'm getting annoyed!

Jessie could not take it any longer and had to have a word with Patrick his flatmate and best friend who was having more trouble than he was getting used to him being a woman when he asked him out on another date.

Having fun.

Jonathan stepped out of his hotel room in just a bathrobe needing to get a breath of fresh air after the vigorous activities of exploring his temporary female body.

He could not believe how incredibly good a woman's body could feel with the right stimulus.

He stood there still feeling extremely turned and absentmindedly running his sticky fingers over his temporary female body.

He was enjoying himself so much he did not notice the "woman" watching him from the other balcony with her hand down her knickers playing with herself whilst watching him playing with himself until he was almost at the point of climax again.

He stared at her for a couple of minutes before smiling and saying why don't you come over and we can finish each other off?

And before he knew it he was wrapped in the sheets with some strange woman who he did not know if she was really a woman or a man in a woman's body like him having the most incredible sex of his life and quite frankly not caring.

What do you think of them?

Danny now Danielle thanks to the great shift was feeling a little bit nervous.

He opened his blouse and said to his friends what do you think of them?

Which as reply all he got was stares of amazement from his friends.

He stood there and looked at them feeling a little bit creeped out by the way they were staring at him and said do you think they are too small?

Which once again all he got for reply was lustful stairs which made him close his blouse and say why did I think this was a good idea you lot are bloody useless as he turned and stormed out of the room.

No such thing as sisterhood for them.

A lot of young men now in the bodies of young women discovered when they returned to college after the great shift living in the female dorms was not going to be as much fun as they thought it would be.

As the unshifted women were not thrilled with the idea of sharing quarters with them.

So they decided to make them prove how much of a woman they were by making them humiliate themselves in various sexually perverted ways.

Small but delightful.

Bai did his best but could not stop himself from staring down Bolin's top as he leant over the table to read the menu.

Bolin could see his friends staring down his top at his small beautiful breasts out of the corner of his eye.

It surprised him how much it did not bother him especially seeing just yesterday he had a go at a guy on the bus who was trying to look up his skirt.

He considered for a moment whilst pretending to read the menu did he find his friend Bai attractive or was it just his young sister's body reacting to being around a boy?

He looked up from the menu & said to Bai I'll have the sweet and sour pork before adding and you can have the dumplings when you get home with a wry smile on his face.

Which made Bai go red in the face.

They just don't understand.

Jake never thought the first time he would have sex in his new body would be in the ladies toilets of a nightclub with some random guy who had been buying him drinks all night.

But it wasn't like he could bring a guy back home as his parents would have had a fit especially seeing they still had not gotten over the fact that thanks to the FOSE their 15 year old teenage lad was now a 22 year old sexually active woman with woman's needs.

Cheating death and keeping hold the reins.

Darren could not believe what he was hearing as he sat at the head of the boardroom table listening to the other members.

He could not believe they were talking about him like he was not even there.

He could not believe the rest of the board wanted to vote him out just because of his new gender.

He tried to address the board meeting to say something in his own defence but was spoken to like he did not know what was going on.

Which really pissed him off.

Not raising his voice he just looked at the group of old men and said don't talk to me like I'm an idiot.

I might be a woman but that does not mean I'm not intelligent and I do not understand what's going on.

Beneath this beautiful veneer is the same old man who brought this company up from nothing to where it is now and if you gentlemen have forgotten I am the majority shareholder.

So if you have any problems with a woman running the company now you can clear out your offices and piss off you bunch of old farts.

Before leaning back in his chair and smiling at them letting them know he was still in charge and would be for the next 50 years or even longer if he decided to get a new body again.

Not as relaxing as he hoped.

Being a pregnant woman was taking its toll on Mark and he was now just a couple of days away from his due date.

He had not been feeling well all day and his girlfriend was no help she just constantly reminded him when he asked for her help that women just took it in their stride.

So he decided a nice hot bath might help him relax.

But just ten minutes into his bath he got a wave of the most intense cramps which made him consider maybe he did not wet himself this morning and maybe that was his water breaking.

Panic starting to set in he shouted for his girlfriend who after a couple of minutes walked into the bathroom and said you want out already.

He told her he thought he was going into labour.

She just laughed at him before saying it's probably gas.

You men are such babies when it comes to being pregnant you will never see a woman acting like you are.

Through gritted teeth he said what would you know before letting out a strangled moan of pain.

Which convinced her it was probably more than just gas and if she did not do something quickly she would be delivering this baby which washed the smugness out of her face as she dialled 999 panic-stricken herself.

I'll be back by 8pm

James woke up in his sister's body.

After panicking for 20 minutes he climbed out of bed and found her standing in front of the bathroom mirror shaving & demanded that she swapped them back immediately.

Sally now in his body just looked at him and said I only need your body for 12 hours.

James asked her what she wanted his body for.

Sally just smiled and said I know it sounds silly but I'm sure I will get a better price on a second-hand car as a man then as a woman.

James still half-asleep knew there was no point in arguing with her so he had no choice but to spend the day as his own sister hanging out with her girlfriend.

Sally promised him that she would be back by 8 that night before leaving for the day.

James was grateful his sister's girlfriend knew what was going on as he did not fancy having to lie to her.

He was also grateful that she was there to help him get dressed and deal with the everyday normalities of being a woman.

They went out shopping and just generally hung out something they had never done before.

Neither of them felt like cooking when they finally got home so they ordered in a Chinese and settle down to watch a movie off Netflix with a couple of glasses of wine whilst waiting for her to get home.

They were both getting a little bit anxious when she did not turn up at 8 o'clock.

They tried calling her on her cell phone but there was no answer.

By 12 o'clock they were starting to really worry and did not know what to do.

So they were slightly relieved and angry when she finally got home about 12:30 pm 

James not waiting for his sister to take off her coat demanded to know where she had been with his body.

Sally just looked at him and said sorry bro I'm so late before adding I think you need to sit down.

I have something to tell you that you are not going to like.

James sat back down on the couch and glared at her.

Sally just looked at him before looking at her girlfriend and said I am so sorry.

I've lost The Medallion I used to swap our bodies and without it we can't swap back.

I have retraced my steps and I cannot find it anywhere.

So until I can get another one if there is another one out there we are stuck like this.

James just glared at her and said: 

Before getting up and walking off to the kitchen where he let out an almighty scream of anger and rage before returning with another glass of wine.

He looked at his sister and said you better find one because I am not staying like this forever before downing the glass of wine and storming upstairs.

Where he collapsed on his bed overwhelmed by the situation her body's hormonal state and the many glasses of wine he had drunk.

He woke up the next day with a splitting headache hoping it was just a terrible dream before realising that it was not a dream & he was his own sister.

Bubbling over.

Sam did not think he had a hope in hell of winning after seeing some of the other girls up close.

So he was surprised when his name was called out.

He ran onto the stage so full of energy bouncing about so much so his dress could not hold his enthusiasm in.

He was just so excited to be nominated miss great shift California 2017 which ensured his place in the miss great shift world competition next year.

Buzz cut.

Jeremy had been putting this off for months now.

But with a trip to the beach with his family this weekend he could not put it off any longer.

He had no problems shaving his armpits or legs but there was just something horrifying about the thought of putting a blade against his new most sensitive area.

He stood in his bathroom holding his electric razor trying to pluck up the courage to begin.

Something is definitely different.

Jonathan groggy woke up on the space stations med bay bed surprised to still be alive after his space suits sprung a leak whilst on a spacewalk to check the solar panels.

He had no memory of getting back to the airlock.

He had no memory of the rest of the crew taking his suit off and rushing him to the stations sickbay.

He tried to sit up but felt all week limp and lifeless.

But after the third or fourth attempt he managed to raise himself up slightly which made his head which made his head buzz.

He felt an unfamiliar movement on his chest as he did so which made him look down.

He stared down over and unfamiliar that was not.

He stared at the two soft mound of flesh sitting on his chest in wonderment before reaching up to grasp them.

He was so wrapped up in what he was doing which was helping to relieve some of the stress and panic he was feeling he did not notice the the stations med technician enter.

Who just watched him for a few minutes before saying you have plenty of time play with them Jonathan as she went on to explain to him.

His body was too badly damaged by the oxygen deprivation and they had to do an emergency consciousness transfer and this was the only cloned body that was available.

So he was now trapped like this for at least a year or how ever long it took his mind to get over the shock of it.

They do look good.

Joey had no idea women his mother's age could feel so horny as he once again tried to ignore the burning lust between his legs that was threatening to overwhelm him.

He tried reading Sex Tips For Straight Women from a Gay Man a book given to him by his sex therapist.

It was supposed to help him with being a randy old woman.

But it just made the situation a lot worse and made the bunch of bananas sitting on the counter look a lot more inviting in a way he had never considered them before.

Learning new things.

Jesse said to his wife Rebecca you should really learn to do this for yourself as she shaved underneath her nose.

Rebecca trying to stay still and not sneeze due to the soap up her nostrils just muttered and you should really learn to shave your legs and pussy.

Jesse just looked at the masculine form of his wife & replied but I know you enjoy doing that for me as he felt her right hand leave his slender delicate back and before he knew it she was playing with his pussy beneath the water.

Rebecca looked at her beautiful husband as she played with his pussy and said I think we both enjoy that as she slid two of her fingers into his unresisting pussy which made him drop the razor lie back and purr like a kitten.

That's it look forward.

Thomas could not believe how easy it was to make money in a body like this.

Now all he had to do was stand around in various different outfits in front of a camera for a couple of hours a day.

Which to him was a lot easier than struggling to make ends meet as a mechanic which was what he was doing before he ended up as a catalogue model thanks to a cosmic event.

Which he saw as the greatest thing that could have ever happened to him even if it did turn him into a high maintenance woman something he never planned on becoming.

They do like to pop out.

Tommy the only one out of his friends to be affected by the great shift in this way sat opposite his friends in there usual hangout spot.

the local fast food joint catching up on everything he had missed out on whilst he was staying with his grandmothers as he adjusted to his new situation.

he noticed none of the lads were listening to a word he was saying.

He had no idea what his friend's were finding so fascinating that they had not heard a single word he had said.

he had no idea he was showing off a little bit too much for teenage boys to handle until he caught his reflection in the napkin holder.

which made him go red with anger that none of his friends had pointed it out to him. 

then he remembered that's probably what he would have done if he was still a teenage lad as he jiggled them back into his top  and pretended like nothing had happened.

To out of it to care.

Thomas really did not know what he was doing.

He did not know if it was the combination of drinking in the sun and smoking too much pot or just the fact this girls teenage hormones were raging that made him take off his damp bikini bottoms & throw them over to the boy he had been smoking pot with.

Saying as he did so that's down to you so if you want to finish off what you have started as he got to his feet just follow me as he walked back towards the hotel with the young man still holding his bikini bottoms following him like a lost puppy.

It was flossing my ass.

Matt could not believe what he was witnessing as his friends Steve now Stephanie stripped of her knickers in the middle of the street.

Stephanie just looked at Matt knowing what he was thinking and said I knew I shouldn't have worn a thong with a cheeky grin on his face which did nothing to relieve the embarrassment Matt felt at this moment.

Somethings are just meant to be.

James looked over at Sam and said look it's ok it just happened.

You did not plan on sleeping with me and I did not plan on sleeping with you it just happened as he put on his shirt.

We had a couple too many drinks at dinner & our bodies were clearly attracted to each other.

I promise I won't tell anybody about this as far as I am concerned you're the same guy you used to be despite being a woman with woman's needs.

Sam did not hear much of what James was saying as he sat on the edge of the bed trying to get his head around the fact that he had just made love to a man and not just any man but his best friend and colleague.

He waited for James to finish and said it wasn't too bad.

I quite enjoyed myself so if you want we can do it again sometime but I don't want the rest of the lads knowing and thinking i am easy.

Which was the start of a world wind romance between them both which combinated in them both getting married and having several children and spending the rest of their lives together.

This was going to be the hardest part.

Simon was a part-time private investigator and bodyguard.

He was hired by a rich oligarch to keep an eye on his daughter while she was attending an English all-girl boarding school.

This meant he had to become a teenage girl himself and enrol himself alongside her as her cousin so he would be assigned the same dorm room as her.

So now three weeks after having his body modified he was being driven to the school by his colleague/girlfriend Jane who was pretending to be his mum.

Feeling nervous he took out a pack of smokes he always kept in the glove compartment of his car.

Jane looked over at him and said you better make that your last one.

we will be at the boarding school in less than half an hour & we don't want them seeing you smoking.

Simon just looked at her as he lit up and said next time you can be the schoolgirl and I can play at being the parent OK MOTHER!

Jane just put his bad attitude down to the fact he was still assimilating to his new body and all the crazy female hormones that came with being a teenage girl which were making him look the part.

Fun for a week.

John had been holding on for almost half an hour and he could not hold on any longer.

He assumed the woman whose body he was in must have had a bladder the size of a pea going by how many times he had to go.

He sat down on the edge of the curb grateful he was not wearing knickers as they were too uncomfortable, spread his legs wide and let it flow.

He could not believe how wonderful the sensation of relief was as he sat peeing in the middle of the street not caring who was watching as this body was only his for three more days and then he would be back in his own & able to pee standing up once again.

Not quite fitting.

Bob is a personal trainer who would take your body and work it out whilst you went off in his and relaxed in the spa.

Stephanie is a middle aged woman who wanted to get her body in shape but did not want to do it herself so she hired Bob to give her body a good workout 3 times a week.

This was Bob's first workout in Stephanie's body and he was sure she had not gotten the right size sports bra as he was having to stop to put her breasts back in her sports bra.

Open 24/7.

Jack stood outside makes Dinah drinking from a bottle of whisky in a brown paper bag whilst watching all the kerb crawlers driving by.

It was the only way he could get through another night of selling his ass for a couple of dollars just like the prostitute who stole his body and left him in hers.

Who no doubt was enjoying being him a lot more than he was enjoying being her

Distraction.

Jack smiled as he removed his bikini top and said there you are boys Jackie's breasts.

Now we've got that out of the way can we get on with enjoying are vacation without you to tripping over your tongues and staring at them all day?

He won't be so tough in the morning.

Simon the school star quarterback and biggest bully thought himself very lucky this night after talking the three new beautiful young female exchange students in to coming back to his dorm room for a private party.

He thought he was the one in control this night but unbeknownst to Simon the three new beautiful young female exchange students who were now arguing about who got to go down on him first were in fact three nerdy young lads he had bullied everyday until they quit.

Who only return the next year after catching the femme virus off a cheap prostitute in Vegas which had turned them into three voluptuous women who were now carriers themselves until they got their final shot.

But they weren't going to get that until they passed it on to at least one person who deserved & who better than the person who had bullied them the most.

Give it back now.

Jackie decided to spoil and humiliate her brother whilst he was on his big date with Melanie the head cheerleader and the easiest lay in school.

She decided to give him her vagina for the night which she knew he would not enjoy having especially at this time of the month.

She could not believe how quickly the spell had worked as she looked down at the bulge in her knickers that made her feel incredibly powerful.

She could not believe how happy it made her when she got a text message from her brother demanding her to undo what she had done which she refused of course.

She could not believe how quickly it was getting hard as she gently played with it through her knickers.

She could not believe despite its size how quickly it came or how good it felt as it exploded it's load.

Which made her change her plans and made her decide to keep it for the entire week instead of just for the night.

Which did not go down well with her brother when she told him when he got home from his date very early due to the fact he was not feeling well and needed to change his underwear.

Taken over by sex.

Alan was slightly hurt when he found out his friend Matt another man trapped by the great shift in a woman's body was screwing other guys than him.

He confronted him and demanded an explanation for his behaviour.

Matt just looked at him and said I did not say we were going steady.

I'm a man in a woman's body trying to learn to cope with it all and sex is just one way of doing that.

Alan stood there with a hurt expression on his face not believing what he was hearing.

Matt just looked at him and said.

Which did not make Alan feel better one bit.

Dashing for the bus.

Matthew and Jeffrey were really starting to see the downside to there new bodies as they ran for the bus not enjoying the massive globes of flesh hanging from their chest at this moment which made them think about buying some better underwear then these women already had.

Looking on the positive side.

After Thomas had his body stolen by a young woman who was being forced to marry the son of a wealthy businessman she did not love to save her father's business.

Thomas had no alternative but to accept her life as his after she refused to change them back and just disappeared with his body.

He considered himself lucky that the woman who stole his body was saving herself for her wedding night.

Which at first seemed a long way off as he acclimatize to his new identity.

But now on his knees preparing to give the man who he had just married his first matrimonial blowjob before giving him his cherry he knew he was at the point of no return.

But as he knelt there staring at that man's erect member which was turning him on he could not help thinking really what was so bad about being this man's wife.

Because as long as he gave him what he wanted he got what he wanted and after that night he considered himself the lucky one as he discovered he quite enjoyed sex as a woman.

Not quite now dear.

Jeremy and Michelle were spending a week in each other's bodies just to see how the other half lives.

Melanie now in her boyfriend's body already sporting a hard-on just from lying next to her body leant over and grabbed hold of one of her own breasts whilst Jeremy now in her body was reading a graphic novel on his tablet.

She kissed the nape of her neck & whispered to her boyfriend I know that gets my body turned on so what about a bit of fun?

Jeremy took hold of the hand that was playing with the breast that was on his chest and gently removed it hoping Michelle could not tell that he was already salivating between his legs & said not even 12 hours in each other's bodies and you're already wanting to try out my dick.

But I am sorry dear you are going to have to finish yourself off.

I just need a little bit more time to come to terms with not having my dick between my legs for 7 days.

Michelle just rolled over and said nothing new there then I'm always having to finish myself off as she climbed out of bed and headed to the bathroom.

Leaving him lying there wondering what she meant by that.

Why did I say that?

James finally back home after finding himself in a young woman's body was hoping just to get back to his normal life.

But it wasn't easy being the only woman living in a flat with three men.

But for the most part they left him alone except for Sydney who seem to have a crush on his new body and today was the day that Sydney plucked up the courage to tell James how he felt but it did not come out like he had practiced in his head.

James looked at his Sydney who had just said to him now that you're a woman I bet your knickers are dripping wet just at the thought of getting done by a man like me.

So I'll do you a favour and let you suck my cock as he started unzipping his trousers.

James angry and pissed off looked at Sydney and said.

I'm going to pretend that you didn't just ask me that!

OKAY!

And if you ever talk to me like that again I will cut it off okay.

I did not ask to be a woman & I definitely do not want to suck your cock so just FUCK OFF before I really get angry.

Sydney just backed out of the room whilst James glared at him wondering why it had come out like that.

Incredible.

Simon until 3 months ago was a bus driver until he picked up a not a half bad looking prostitute for a bit of fun.

He found his life all turned upside down when she stole his body and left him as a woman turning tricks to make ends meet.

The only bit of advice she gave him apart from making sure he got his money upfront and always use protection was that he would know the persons who could set him free by the blue glow about them.

Which the person now in Simon's body explained was the only advice he got from the person who was trapped in it before him.

It took Simon quite a long time to adapt to his new body and way of life.

But after 3 months turning tricks he finally saw somebody driving down the road emanating a blue glow.


He offered the man a free ride when he pulled up to find out what was on offer for what he could afford.

So Simon once again found himself in the back of a car naked riding some man's hard cock which had become the norm for him of late.


But this time it was more intense more powerful than before and just after that man's cock entered his body he found himself lying on his back looking up at the woman's body he had been trapped in sliding up and down the hard cock that was once again between his legs.

Simon expected the man to disentangle himself and Freak Out at being a woman and riding his own cock but to his astonishment the man seemed to be enjoying it more this way around.

But he did not really care as he screamed in his new high-pitched voice to the lady who he had just been screwing in the back of his car this is fucking incredible as he rode his own hard cock losing himself in the passion of it all. 

Ditched.

Allan screamed in an unfamiliar high-pitched voice which surprised him when he suddenly found himself sitting behind the wheel of a car travelling down a country road.

He did his best to stay calm and remember what his driving instructor had told him as the car in front of him flipped over.

Luckily he managed to avoid hitting the other car by sticking his in the ditch.

Only then with heart pounding in his chest and tears rolling down his cheeks did he notice what else had changed he was now a middle aged woman on the verge of having a panic attack

Private little luelle.

Jason was doing his best to get into the spirit of it all.

But he just felt ridiculous dressed up like this in a coconut bra and grass skirt for tonight's exchange Ireland luelle.

But seeing this was what all the other women were wearing he decided to go along with it.

And after a few hawaiian punches later he stopped worrying about his outfit and got into the swing of things so much so he ended up taking a man back to his room for their own private little luelle.

Always read the small print.

Jason made a deal with the devil for a new life.

He expected the devil to want his soul as payment so he was slightly confused when the devil told him for payment he would have to become his concubine for one year.

Instead of signing his soul over to him and going straight to hell when he died which to Jason seemed like a good compromise at the time.

so every Monday Wednesday Friday and Sunday Jason unscrewing in a motel would screw him in a motel which he thought was a fair price to pay for his new life.

But Jason should have read the small print before he signed the contract as it was not just a concubine the devil wanted but a willing woman to have his ungodly child which unbeknownst to Jason was already growing inside of him.

So just in a few short months Jason will become the mother of the Devil's offspring and maybe the end of mankind.

Am I hallucinating.

James definitely thought he had been playing too much Tomb Raider when he suddenly found himself standing in the middle of a crowded room.

Standing against a white background as a copy of Lara Croft having his photograph taken unaware that he had swapped bodies with a cosplayer thanks to the great shift.

You're really not helping the situation.

Jason sat nursing the hungry child that latched on to his breasts the minute he picked it up.

He was doing his best to cope with the situation he found himself in whilst ignoring the criticisms of this woman's husband who was watching everything he was doing and telling him he was doing it wrong.

But after a few minutes Mick just snapped and said.

If you're such an expert why don't you take the baby and nurse it yourself?

He got no answer from the lady's husband so he said I take that as a no then.

I'm doing the best I can it's not everyday you go to bed as an 18 year old boy and wake up the next morning as a 37 year old married woman with children and a baby demanding attention.

So can you try and be a little bit more supportive said a frustrated and angry Mick to the woman's husband who was just standing watching him.

Wisps of smoke.

There wasn't much of the old Thomas left.

But there was just one thing he couldn't shake.

He had gotten used to being a 25 year old woman.

He had gotten used to female clothes & and feminine issues.

He had gotten used to being eye candy for men.

He had gotten used to his body getting turned on by their advances.

But despite all that changed about him he could not shake his habit of 40 years.

Smoking his pipe in the afternoon even if his new body hated it.

Rumble.

Tom's mother thought he was wasting his life sitting in front of the TV playing on his PlayStation.

So she bought a special controller off the Internet which would transform him into a young woman every time he tried to use it.

Which had the desired effect that he was no longer interested in his games as he found something a lot more enjoyable to do with his controller to his mother's disappointment.

Not as much fun as you think

Matthew's friends could not understand why he was considering getting them reduced.

As far as they could see they were absolutely perfect.

He explain to them that they were not the ones having to drag them around all day which was seriously starting to damage his back.

They were not the ones putting up with all the sexist comments and being treated like you were easy by every man that saw you.

But despite his best efforts he still could not get them to understand what he was going through with these things hanging off his chest.