He had not been feeling well all day and his girlfriend was no help she just constantly reminded him when he asked for her help that women just took it in their stride.
So he decided a nice hot bath might help him relax.
But just ten minutes into his bath he got a wave of the most intense cramps which made him consider maybe he did not wet himself this morning and maybe that was his water breaking.
Panic starting to set in he shouted for his girlfriend who after a couple of minutes walked into the bathroom and said you want out already.
He told her he thought he was going into labour.
She just laughed at him before saying it's probably gas.
You men are such babies when it comes to being pregnant you will never see a woman acting like you are.
Through gritted teeth he said what would you know before letting out a strangled moan of pain.
Which convinced her it was probably more than just gas and if she did not do something quickly she would be delivering this baby which washed the smugness out of her face as she dialled 999 panic-stricken herself.
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