This is not what I wished for.

Michael discovered a magic lamp.

When he rubbed it, a Genie emerged, offering him a wish in exchange for setting her free.

Michael wished for a life filled with adventure, fun, and excitement.

Unbeknownst to him, the Genie was a trickster who loved to play pranks.

Suddenly, he found himself tied up to a massive post outside two large doors, with loud drumming echoing all around him. 

Desperately, he yelled in his head to the Genie, "This is not what I meant! I'm supposed to be the Hero, not the captive!"

The Genie just laughed loudly and vanished, leaving Michael in dire need of rescue.

Granting wishes of requested by Anonymous 16.06.24

18-year-old Michael was doing house clearances over the summer break to earn some money.

In one of the houses, he came across an extreme-looking oil lamp.

The inscription on the side of the lamp warmed whoever held it to be certain of what they wanted before wishing for it.

Thinking it might be worth some money he brought it home.

He was going to sit on eBay so he decided to clean it up first.

He sprayed furniture polish on it and started vigorously rubbing it.

Suddenly the room was filled with pink sweets smelling smoke and a tiny old man stood before him.

The old money introduced himself as the Gene of land.

He said he would grant him three wishes but there was a price.

Surprised and slightly abandoned by the genie's appearance, he asked in a quivering voice what is the price?

The Genie said I have been trapped in this lump for over 3,000 years and it is time for a new body.

My spirit refused with somebody of your choosing.

They will be me and I will be them.

Michael fought for a moment and agreed to the bargain.

He wished for money success and an easier life.

He shook his head and all three wishes were granted within an instant.

Genie looked at him and said now for your part of the bargain who do you give us payment.

Michael did not need to think.

He would immediately who he would select his pavement.

He's a 42-year-old divorced mother who was still recovering from cancer.

Within an instant, the Genie and his mother became one.

He looked at the Genie hue now looked like his mother.

He said with a smile on his face I think you need to update your wardrobe.

The Genie blinked twice and his clothes changed to match the time. And the body he was in.

The genie "mom"

Being the mum

She just vanished leaving these behind.

5 years ago William found a magic lamp.

William wished for a young attractive wealthy talented successful woman.

The Genie who used to be a powerful sorcerer who had been tricked into the lamp by its previous incumbent granted him his wishes with only one provider.

He must have a child by the fifth year of his wishes being granted so he could escape the land and into its body.

William found himself transformed into a beautiful woman who did porn for a living.

It was not quite the life he wanted but at least he was a woman.

Five years after his transformation the Genie reappeared to see if William had kept his end of the bargain.

William had been having so much fun he had not quite found the time to get himself pregnant and become a mother.

The Genie took away everything he had given him.

All that was left of William or rather Sarah the porn actress was her two breast implants and nothing else.

Now he is trapped inside the lamp with the Genie as his sex slave and concubine.

 

Be careful what you wish for requested by Anonymous 05.05.24

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17-year-old Tony found the Old lamp at a garage sale.

He thought it might have been worth some money so he gave $2 for it.

He brought his home and got out some polish and dusters from underneath the kitchen sink.

He sprayed the lamp with the Polish and started vigorously rubbing.

The kitchen was covered in pink smoke and out popped a genie.

The Genie was a wise old man.

He thanked him for releasing him from the lamp.

He told him he would grant him three wishes.

Tony did not know at that point that the wishes came at a terrible cost.

He wished for money fame and a beautiful girlfriend

All three of his wishes were granted overnight he became an internet celebrity.

He had more money in his bank than he knew what to do with a fast car a big house and a beautiful girlfriend.

It was only when he returned home to see how his fortune Hunt favoured his mother that he discovered what the cost of his wishes were.

The Genie was a trickster.

Whilst granting his wishes he was setting the stage for escaping the lamp.

He wanted to take over the young man's body but when he tried to he bounced off and landed in the young man's mother's body.

The mother's consciousness was forced into the lamp and she now awaits somebody to release her.

Hi there honey

Your mother does have a cracking body.

I wanted your body but ended up in hers.

Don't you worry she's nice and safe inside my lamp.

Hopefully, she won't have to wait a thousand years to get out.

Hopefully, the person who wishes is somebody she wants to be.

Now unless you want to stay around and get freaky with Mummy I suggest you leave before the gardener turns up to to trim the hedge if you know what I mean.

 

Karen Gillan: requested by Josef Zápotocky

Josef found the lamp in a second-hand shop.

He did not know what it was about the man that made him by it.

When he got home he decided to clean it.

A split second after he rubbed the lamp there was a crack of thunder and a puff of smoke.

When the smoke cleared he saw A Beautiful Woman Standing in his living room.

The beautiful woman thank him for freeing her from the lamp.

She said to him what would your wish be master.

Josef new straight away what he wanted he said to the Genie I want to be a woman.

I want to know what it's like to live with breasts and a vagina.

I want to know the loving heartache of a woman.

I want to be able to wear pretty frocks & heels and makeup.

I want to have every man in the room look at me with desire

the Genie asked him was there any woman who wanted to be.

Josef just said Karen Gillan.

A second crack of thunder and a smoke later he found himself standing in the hallway let me like Karen Gillan in knee-high boots and orange dress.

The Genie appeared and told him that she could not replace the original Karen Gillan so she had turned him into an exact copy down to her thoughts desires and wishes and placed him back in time in the 1960s to build his career as a fashion model.

Before Josef  could say anything the Genie had vanished leaving him standing there.

Now I am her Part 3 : requested by Anonymous (Sunday) (A lost request)

Part 1

Part 2

1. The next day Brian was taking full advantage of his young hot and sexy body.
2. He slipped on a beautiful bathing suit and went down to the pool.
3. It was the start of summer break and he would spend the whole of it getting to know his new body better.
4. In the water, he could not help thinking about his friend, whom he had not seen.

1. He pulled himself out of the water walked over to the sun lounger and picked up his phone.
2. He sent Harry a text message saying sorry I've been ignoring you I got caught up in all this newfound popularity.
3. I would like to come over tonight and make it up to you.

Harry immediately responded to the text message with a thumbs up and a winky sign.

1. Ryan spent the rest of the update picking out something sexy to wear and making sure his makeup perfect
2. About 7:30 he made his way to Harry's house.
3. Shivering in the cold night air he knocked on the door and waited for Harry to answer.
4. Harry opened the door and stayed at him gobsmacked at how beautiful he looked.
5. Ryan just looked at him and said are you going to invite me in and freezing out here
6. Ryan stood to one side and let Harry in 
7. They went through to the den where they made themselves.
8. They had both been men the last time they had hung out alone, so it was awkward knowing now.
9. 
10. 1. Ryan stretched out on the couch and said are you going to join me?

1. Ryan looked at Harry and asked in a nervous tone why have you been ignoring him, Harry?

2. Harry looks at Ryan seductively lying there and says since you found that lamp you have not been yourself.

3. Ryan looks at him says and do you know why I picked Selena Gomez?

4. 

1. Harry looks at him and says no.

2. Rayan says because you have a crush on her and thought you would love it if I was her.

3. Harry says that he finds it too weird and just wants Ryan to be himself again.

4. Ryan says Harry I want to have the last wish.

5. You can wish me back to being a man or you can wish yourself to be a woman.

6. 
   
   Harry quickly gets up and leaves Ryan's house, 

7. Ryan rushes to the door and asks Harry to come back, but Harry says that he doesn't want to talk to Ryan again unless he fixes this mess, 

8. Then Ryan has an idea as to what his final wish will be, so he shuts his door and hurries up to his attic, ready to say his third and final wish.

Tricking the unsuspecting: requested by Lady Stardust.

Modern Art student and part-time upcycler Michael was walking home from his girlfriend's house when he came across a skip full of interesting items.

Seeing there was nobody about he decided to do a bit of rummaging and see what he could find.

He found several curious items which he stuck in his backpack.

Back in his College room he gets out the items and starts to examine them.

One of the items really catches his curiosity it's a strange green bottle with lights inside.

He scrapes off the wax from around the bottle seal and pulls out the stopper.

The minute the stopper is out his room is filled with a white mist.

Finding it hard to see anything because of the mist he stumbles around his room looking for the window.

As he stumbles around the room he here's a sweet voice.

It says to him thank you for freeing me.

I am the Genie of the lamp and I will grant you a wish.

Michael shouts into the mist that's enough.

Whoever you are show yourself.

The mist clears in front of him to reveal a beautiful woman.

She says what is your desire master.

Michael not believing this was actually happening said to himself let's just play along.

He says in a not-too-sure voice genie I wish I would pass all my exams with flying grades.

The Genie let out a raucous laugh and said your wish is my command.

With a blink of an eye in Michael finds himself no longer in his room and no longer in his body.

A voice somewhere behind him shouts Stephanie it's time for the big blow job scene.

He shouts out in a high-pitched voice what have you done to me?

A voice that only he could hear says to him didn't you know you're not supposed to trust a genie.

I have given you the wish of the last person who found my lamp a bored housewife who wanted a life of excitement as a big porn star.

Not what you wanted Part 2: requested by Lady Stardust (Sunday)

Not what you wanted Part 1: requested by Lady Stardust (Sunday)

The second person to find the lamp was 14-year- Jeremy who was playing in his back garden when it suddenly appeared in front of him.

Jeremy did what any kid would do and rubbed the lamp wishing for a new swing set and climbing frame.

But instead, he ends up with 30-year-old Mandy's wish and suddenly found himself Transformed into a 30-year-old woman.

Jeremy curious and confused by it all and overwhelmed by everything he was suddenly fell down on one of the sun loungers in his backyard and did what any young boy would do in this situation.

He started checking out what he now had as at his age he was just starting to get curious about girls.

Sat there playing with himself delighted by what he was feeling and lost in what he was doing he was brought back to reality by his mother shouting.

Mia why are you outside naked playing with yourself!

Get inside now before the neighbours see you!

Not sure what to do he goes inside.

His mother had him some "clothes" and told him to get dressed.

She tells him that she does not mind her staying here well she's getting back on her feet after her break up with her boyfriend as it's what sisters do.

but if she's going to play with herself would she do it in her room.

James took the clothes and went upstairs to what used to be his room.

he flopped down on the air bed that was between at the exercise equipment that was now in there completely bewildered by what was happening to him.

As far as he could tell everybody he knew before he was an adult woman.

Nobody but him remembers him as a boy.

Strange parts of growing up as a girl.

Strange parts of having a boyfriend and working in a coffee shop entered his mind as he sat there.

He lay down on the air bed Feeling everything that ha happened to him he was once again brought back to reality by his mother.

She into his room and told him Pete's got to work late tonight so I'm going to take you out clubbing with some of the girls from work to help you get over your break-up and maybe find somebody to satisfy your needs.

Still confused by it all James's new female side tells him that sounds wonderful.

He had no idea what sat your needs meant but it sounded like fun to him.

So he told his mother and now sister that sounded like fun and with just a little help from his mother, he found himself wearing a dress and high heels with his hair and make-up done ready to paint the town red.

Not what you wanted Part 1: requested by Lady Stardust (Sunday)

30-year old Mandy who was annoyed that people thought she was an 18-year old and would always ask to see her ID came across what she thought was a bit of tourist junk (a scruffy looking oil lamp) at a second hand shop.

She did not know what it was about the item that made her want it.

She payed the $3 for it and headed home happy with her purchase.

The first thing she did when she got home was to threw it into a sink full of hot soapy water in hope it would get rid of some of the grime.

She started to clean the lamp.

As she started to rub some of the dirt off it the strangest thing happened

The lamp started to get warm in her hands before erupting into a cloud of pink smoke

When the smoke had cleared a beautiful young woman was standing in her kitchen.

She introduced herself as the Genie of the lamp.


She thanked her for setting her free and offered her a wish for doing so.

Mandy immediately knew what she was going to wish.

She wished that people would stop mistaking her for an 18-year old girl.

But Mandy did not know that all genies were tricksters and no matter what you wish for they would always give you something else so she ended up with the wish of the last person that found the lamp.


Which was a middle-aged man who had wish to relive his youth so she found herself regressing to her 13-year old self.

Now I am her Part 4 : requested by Anonymous (Sunday)

Now I am here Part 3: requested by Anonymous (Sunday)

Feeling depressed after being rejected by his friend Ryan removes the magic lamp from its hiding place.

He rubbed it until the genie appeared she asked him have you thought of your third and final wish master? 

Ryan responds yes.

Before he can say anything else the genie reminds him to make it a good wish as he would get no more after this one.

Ryan heard the advice but decided to ignore it.

He closed his eyes and spoke I wish to stay hidden from the public I no longer want to be a celebrity. 

Thinking he could get his friendship back with Harry and get the public off his back.

He felt that that's what was keeping him and Harry apart.

The genie closes her eyes not her head & Ryan is surrounded by Pink smoke once again.

He opened his eyes when the genie said your wish has been granted.

When the mist disappeared Ryan looked around and saw he was no longer in his house.

He looked down and could see he was wearing a puffy doll's dress.

He catches his reflection in a mirror & sees that his hair and makeup are that of a dolly.

Ryan was wondering what had happened to him.

He called out for the genie.

He heard her voice.

She tells him to look out of the window.

He stiffly walked over to the window.

Looking out of the window he saw the Genie towering above him.

He demands she tell him what she had done to him!

The genie responds telling Ryan she had done exactly what he had asked.

She had turned him into a living doll therefore removing him from society and the public attention.

She tells him that she has put an enchantment over the doll's house which now exists in the attic of his best friend's house.

She tells him not to worry as he will be safe in the dollhouses,

She tells him all the objects in the dollhouse would work just like they're real counterparts in the real world for him.

She tells him all the cupboards would stay fully stocked and he would want for nothing apart from a friend and a lover.

Ryan in a panic asks her why she did this to him?

The genie says that he had his last chance to make things right for both hi and Harry but chose poorly as most of her masters do.

Ryan not knowing what else to do begged the genie not to leave him like this.

He could feel the anger building inside of him as he cleaned it with the Genie.

The genie returned to her lamp saying as she vanished maybe Harry would find the lamp and release both.

Ryan staring out of the window of the doll's house which was now his prison could see the magic lamp just lying there which made him frustrated and angry that he could not get to it.

Now I am her Part 3 : requested by Anonymous (Sunday)

Now I am here Part 2: requested by Anonymous (Sunday)

Relaxing in his private pool enjoying spring break Ryan who had become Selena Gomez had been 6 months since & head cheerleader of his high school which meant he did not hang out with his old friend Harry anymore as he was not part of the cool set.

That's not to say he did not miss them.

So he decided it was about time to get back in touch with him.

He sent him a text apologising for being so distant the past couple of months and if he wanted to hang out to come over now.

After getting a reply from Harry saying he was on his way round he hurried into the house to make himself pretty.

By the time Harry got their night had fallen.

He rang the intercom and was immediately buzzed in.

He was surprised to find when he entered the living room Ryan in a peculiar mood lying on the sofa.

Before he could say anything Ryan asked in a playful tone Harry how are you?

Harry unsure of what his friend was up to asked Ryan if he was feeling okay?

Ryan sat up at that point and looked at Harry and says I was feeling lonely and missing you before putting on the sofa and asking him to sit down next to him.

The two friends have the first conversation they have ever had.

Ryan asks Harry why had been ignoring him?

Harry responded since you found that lamp you have not been yourself physically or mentally.

Ryan looks at his friend and says I know this is all weird.

I chose Selena as I knew you had a crush on her and I thought you would love having her as your friend.

Harry looks at him and says it is just too weird to be friends with a girl he finds attractive knowing it's his best friend inside.

He tells him he just wants Ryan to be himself again.

Ryan feeling sorry for his friend asks him if he wants to have the last wish & he would like to turn himself into a girl as well.

Harry quickly gets up saying as he did so this is just too weird before heading to the front door.

Ryan rushes to the door and asks Harry to come back.

Harry looks at him & says that he doesn't want to talk to Ryan again unless he fixes this mess himself!

Then Ryan has an idea as to what his final wish will be.

He shuts his door and hurries up to his attic, ready to say his third and final wish.

Now I am her Part 2 : requested by Anonymous (Sunday)

Now I am here: requested by Anonymous Part1

Harry the next day text Ryan asking him to meet him in the art classroom.

Once there Ryan explained to a very confused Harry all about finding the magic lamp & how when he rubbed it a genie appeared before him.

Harry asked Ryan why he wanted to be Selena Gomez?

Ryan just looked at him & said who doesn't want to be her.

She is rich and beautiful.

Before Harry could ask any more questions the school bell started to ring.

It was time for their first class.

The students and the teacher on entering the classroom were a bit surprised to find Selina Gomez sitting there talking to Harry.

The teacher looked at Selina and tells her just because you're a celebrity does not mean you could get away with breaking the rules and entering a public school unannounced.

Ryan looks at her and says I am sorry.

I met Harry a couple of days ago and he wanted to show me some of his artwork and as I was in the area I thought I would just pop in.

I promise I will be no trouble I will sit here and just observe.

The teacher still not happy with the situation let Selena stay.

When the class was over Ryan really needed to go for a pee.

He got a hold of Harry & dragged him into the boys' toilets forgetting for a moment he was now a girl.

Standing in the boy's toilets Ryan says to Harry I know what my next wish is.

He pulls the magic lamp out of his rucksack.

He rubs the lamp and the boy's toilets were filled with sweet-smelling smoke which improved it for Harry who was noticing for the first time how bad it smelt of piss in there

The Genie looked at Ryan and says mistress of the lamp what is your command.

Ryan says I wished that everybody in the world loved me & that I could get away with practically anything.

The genie with a nod of her beautiful head says your wish is my command.

Once again the pink smoke enveloped him and the world around him changed.

Once the mist vanished Ryan walked back to the classroom where everyone including the teacher was ecstatic that Selena Gomez was at their school.

For the rest of the day Ryan was treated like a goddess, girls were asking for his autograph and boys were looking at him with lustful thoughts in their eyes.

A week after the wish happened the Principal begged Selena Gomez to take over running the cheerleading squad which of course Ryan was only too happy to do.

Ryan got into his cheerleading outfit and asked the principal how he looked?

The Principal practically drooling over his body says you look absolutely beautiful Selina.

The principal welcomes Selina into the assembly hall where she gets a standing ovation.

Ryan decided that he would put a little show on.

Which made the audience go wild except for Harry who did not even wait for Ryan after the event.

Ryan saw Harry walking off and shouted for him but a girl in the cheerleading squad hugged him and prevented Ryan from going after Harry, leaving Ryan to be surrounded by people who adored him.

Now I am her Part 1: requested by Anonymous

Part 2

18-year-old Ryan's Dad had recently bought a new house which needed a bit of renovation.

He was given the job of clearing out the junk left behind by the old owner.

He decided to see what was in the attic.

He climbed up the attic ladder opened the trap and flicked on the light.

He was taken aback by how much stuff was up there from the previous owner.

He decided to have a look through it and see if there was anything worth keeping.

He found behind an old dollhouse an old oil lamp which looked like it was from an Arabian Tale.

Thinking it might have some value he picked it up to see if there was any writing on it.

With the sleeve of his jumper, he started to wipe away some of the grime that was on the lamp.

When he had got it practically clean he placed it down on top of another box and set about sorting for the rest of the boxes.

Ryan could smell something fragrant in the air.

He turned around and saw pink smoke lazily making its way out of the lamp.

The smoke came together and turned into a beautiful young woman.

The woman thanked him for releasing her from the lamp.

She told him she was a genie.

She told him that by releasing her she would grant him three wishes

Ryan was at first suspicious.

He knew this sort of thing was impossible.

He said to the Genie if you are really a genie and can Grant wishes I wish to be Selena Gomez as he found her to be one of the most beautiful women he had ever seen.

The genie said to him your wish is granted.

Ryan was enveloped by the pink smoke and when it all cleared he found himself sitting at a basketball game.

He turned to his right & saw Demi Lovato smiling back at him.

She then said to him look Selena we're on the screen.

Ryan looked up to the screen and saw Selena Gomez not himself looking back, at that moment he just smiled as he realised that the genie was real and he now was Selena Gomez.

After the game finished Ryan asked Selena Gomez's driver to drive him to 1070 Sycamore Road.

The driver just said no problems, Miss Gomez.

40 minutes later the driver pulled up outside the house.

Ryan told the driver he would only be a couple of minutes as he nipped round the back knowing he had left the back door unlocked.

He let himself carefully in not knowing if there was going to be anybody there.

Everything was just like he had left it.

He rushed upstairs to the Attic where he picked up the magic lamp which was still sitting where he had left it.

He left and headed back to the waiting car.

He climbed in and told the driver home please.

Just over 40 minutes later the car pulled up outside a very impressive house.

He got out and told the driver that was it for the night.

He walked up to the door pulled out a set of keys from the handbag he now had and let himself in.

He was amazed by the opulence of the house.

He wandered around for a couple of minutes looking for her bedroom.

Which was the biggest and most impressive in the house.

He walked in turned on the lights and locked the door behind himself.

He put the lamp carefully down on the bedside table.

He stood in front of a very large wall-hanging mirror and said to himself let's see what you look like in the nude as he stripped off the clothes he was now wearing so he could get a look at what he now had.

Naked and confused he walked over to her wardrobe and pulled out a comfortable pair of pyjamas which he slipped on.

He was just about to rub the lamp once again to see what else he could wish for when he remembered Harry his best mate was supposed to be coming over tomorrow.

Without thinking he picked up Selena's mobile phone and rang his best friend.

Harry did not recognise the number but answered anyway.

Ryan said in Salinas' nice sweet voice Harry don't freak out it's me, Ryan.

I found a magical lamp in the Attic of the house my dad just bought.

A genie came out and granted my wish I am now Selena Gomez.

Harry thought it was some sort of practical joke and told the person on the other end if you're really Ryan tell me something only we would know.

Ryan just said you had a massive crush on the dinner lady in high school who you used to follow home and masturbate in the bushes outside her bedroom window.

Harry knew nobody else but him & Ryan knew about that and he knew his best friend would not tell somebody just to pull a practical joke on him.

Harry had so many questions he wanted to ask his friend

But before he could ask them Ryan told him to meet him at college tomorrow and he would explain everything and maybe even let him have a wish of his own.