Tricking the unsuspecting: requested by Lady Stardust.

Modern Art student and part-time upcycler Michael was walking home from his girlfriend's house when he came across a skip full of interesting items.

Seeing there was nobody about he decided to do a bit of rummaging and see what he could find.

He found several curious items which he stuck in his backpack.

Back in his College room he gets out the items and starts to examine them.

One of the items really catches his curiosity it's a strange green bottle with lights inside.

He scrapes off the wax from around the bottle seal and pulls out the stopper.

The minute the stopper is out his room is filled with a white mist.

Finding it hard to see anything because of the mist he stumbles around his room looking for the window.

As he stumbles around the room he here's a sweet voice.

It says to him thank you for freeing me.

I am the Genie of the lamp and I will grant you a wish.

Michael shouts into the mist that's enough.

Whoever you are show yourself.

The mist clears in front of him to reveal a beautiful woman.

She says what is your desire master.

Michael not believing this was actually happening said to himself let's just play along.

He says in a not-too-sure voice genie I wish I would pass all my exams with flying grades.

The Genie let out a raucous laugh and said your wish is my command.

With a blink of an eye in Michael finds himself no longer in his room and no longer in his body.

A voice somewhere behind him shouts Stephanie it's time for the big blow job scene.

He shouts out in a high-pitched voice what have you done to me?

A voice that only he could hear says to him didn't you know you're not supposed to trust a genie.

I have given you the wish of the last person who found my lamp a bored housewife who wanted a life of excitement as a big porn star.