Now I see why they wear skirts.

Matthew thought there was many aspects to being a young attractive woman which made all the bad points bearable.

But there was just two things he knew he would never get used to having.

One being his monthly visit from Aunt Flo and the other one was being caught short in public with no public convenience nearby as it meant he had no choice but to pull his trousers and knickers out of the way squat down like an animal & not piss on his shoes.