Something's not right in suburbia: requested by Anonymous

Anthony private security at the meadowvale gated community had noticed over the last couple of months strange things occurring especially at night.

He set up his own private investigation.

He thought it was a drug or burglary ring.

So he was surprised & taken aback when he discovered all the middle-aged housewives we're meeting up at night in the clubhouse and having lesbian orgies.

He was surprised none of the men had noticed what their wives were up to.

He questioned a couple of the husband who seemed oblivious and did not seem to believe what he was saying.

This alerted the housewives to his investigation and they set out to trap him.

As he did his nightly patrol somebody came up behind him and knocked him out.

He woke up a couple of hours later bound and gagged lying on a settee.

Two of the housewives Mrs Robinson and Mrs Cold were sat in front of him.

They told him to stay calm and not panic.

They told him his new body was still fragile.

They explain to him that they were a race of male shapeshifter.

They had replaced the board Desperate Housewives in community.

They had turned their wealthy successful businessman husband into mindless drones who were completely under their control.

They told him because of his nosiness they had to get rid of him.

So they decided to make him one of there obedient female servants.

They explain to him his name was now Rebecca and he was an au pair.

They told him they had taken away his free will.

They explain to him that he would be looking after Mrs Anderson's children.

Even though he did not want to believe what they said he had no choice when they show him his new body. 

After untying him they told him to get dressed and go and do his job.

Which to his horror he did.

THAT NOT GOOD!