Monday 20 April 2020

OAP: requested by Lady Stardust (Sunday)

17 year old James was bored because of lock down.

He had played all of his computer games.

He had watched everything he found interesting on Netflix.

So he resorted to the one thing he always found interesting masturbating to pron on his PC.

He was pleasuring himself to one of his favourite videos when his mother shouted up the stairs: before you go to bed don't forget to phone your grandma.

Which caused her to pop into his head just at the point of climax.

Which wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for the strange event that would be later known as FOSE passing through his neighbourhood just at  that moment.


Mature woman sitting in a rocking chair and her old husband ...

4 comments:

  1. Oops. I bet he still calls his grandma, just not with the original conversation he had in mind.

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  2. i love it thank you. hopefully James doesn't go around the folks home saying he used to be a teenage boy or there going to think he's starting to suffer from dementia

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