The answers gotta be here somewhere.

Tony knew the gorgeous woman standing at the table dress like a slapper was his friend and colleague Martin who had gotten a lethal overdose of female hormones which had transformed him into a horny woman.

But he could not stop himself from staring at him and fantasizing about doing things too him as he walked over to ask him if he wanted to join him for coffee and a bite to eat.

But lost his bottle at the last moment and simply just stared at him.