Can't believe I'm doing this.

Simon thought life couldn't get any worse than it already had.

He had swapped bodies with a young woman in the great shift.

Which took him quite a while to get used to especially when it came to feminine issues.

But he was not prepared for what happened when his sister who was unaffected by the great shift had a child.

He did not expect his breast to start lactating or that his body would become overwhelmed with mothering instincts so much so that he would become his nephew's own wet nurse so his sister could carry on working.

Which made him extremely happy.