I have a new job.

Thomas used to be the head Anchorman on channel 73 news until the great shift put him into the body of the hooker he was having sex with in Tesco's car park.

His wife divorced him for cheating on her.
channel 73 dismissed him for having sex with a prostitute.

Which left him homeless penniless and without a job.

With little options he thought  he might have to go back to his new body's original occupation.

But luckily for him there was a news channel out there that wanted somebody of his experience who also had a killer body.

So he soon found himself lead anchor once again but now on the cable channel naked news.