Halloween party.

Me and my wife are going to a Halloween party and I picked out the costume for her. 

I thought it looks sexy she said it was uncomfortable & was not going to wear it.

I said you look good in it and we have no time to go & get another one.

She said if you like it so much you can have it & at that she started to chant some strange words saying over and over corpus animam tuam expetam ultionem.

The next thing I knew I was in her body & in her costume how was I supposed to know she was a witch.

God dammit I said to my wife how do you keep your tits in this she said a bit of double sided sticky tape always helps.

She said now we are both ready let's go and have some fun.