Divorce!

Tony had just stepped out of the shower, feeling invigorated and a bit flustered, when he spotted a police officer inspecting his car. 

Curious and a little surprised, he quickly put on a pink dressing gown himself and headed outside.

"Hey! What's going on?" he called out, wondering why the officer was there. 

The officer turned to him with a friendly smile and approached him calmly.

"There's an issue with your car; it's been reported stolen, unfortunately, and it's scheduled to be towed," he explained, his voice steady and reassuring. 

Tony couldn't believe it.

"I bet my ex-wife's behind this! 

She's seen a bit vindictive ever since... well, let's just say things got complicated after I swapped bodies with her mum "The officer chuckled lightly and glanced over Tony's wet hair and casual attire.

The officer, looking at his tits, said tighten your belt, because your boobs are hanging out!

Feeling a bit bashful, Tony tightened his dressing gown, a blush creeping onto his cheek. 

Tony looked at him and said, "I'm still getting used to this new body."

He went on to explain, "I  really need my car for work. 

Can you please let her know I got it in the divorce? 

She has the house and the kids.

" The officer listened attentively, nodding as he shared his story. 

Unfortunately, he informed him that the car would still be towed, but assured him they would sort it out. 

Frustrated but determined, Tony headed back inside to change for work, knowing he would have to navigate the public transportation system. 

He wasn't entirely comfortable with that, especially on his own.