Now, Mr Thompson, stop panicking.
There's nothing wrong with your new body.
It's just slightly different to your old one.
Mr Thompson looked at the nurse and said LOOK AT ME, I AM A WOMAN NOW!
The nurse said you were in a serious road accident four weeks ago.
We did an emergency brain transplant.
This was the only body we had on ice.
You are now a 30-year-old woman.
You will grow to love it in time.
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