While tidying up the attic. I stumbled upon an old lamp.
I gave it a rub, and out popped a Genie!
He graciously offered me three wishes.
I chose wealth and good health, and for my final wish,
I decided to set him free as a gesture of gratitude.
Little did I know, this meant he would need a physical form and unexpectedly possessed my mom, who was the only other person home!
Now he spends his time in my mum's body, masturbating all the time.