Help me up.

Alan Amy's boyfriend slipped on the leaves and landed on her pretty ass. 

She coucouldn'ttop herself from laughing as she stared at him sitting on the ground. 

He stretched out one of her beautiful legs, checking that hadn't not ruined his stockings or damaged his shoes, and said "o her, 

"Stop laughing, and help me up. 

It's your fault thathadn'ts happened. 

If you had not been messing around with that old book, we would still be iwouldn'tiginal bodies.

" I would not have to be ten to be you and wear thes" ridiculous shoes every day to your job.