Away with the fairies. 💐💐

Tony was staggering home from a late-night session at the local bar, feeling worse for wear and unsure of his surroundings. Somehow, he found himself down an alleyway he did not recognise. In front of him stood a little man dressed quite oddly. If he didn't know better, he would have thought it was a leprechaun, but he knew they didn't exist. The little man was running around with a golden net, trying to catch what he believed were fireflies.

When the little man noticed Tony's approach, he turned around, revealing a withered, hideous face that made Tony stop and stare. The little man asked, "Can you see me? Can you hear me?" Tony looked at him and nodded. The little man continued, "You must be a seer; you must have old blood." 

Then he added, "Did you know it's unlucky to stare at a leprechaun like that?" Tony wasn't sure why, but he asked the man what he was doing. The little man laughed and said, "Catching fairies for my supper, and what I'm doing is none of your business."

As Tony approached, the little man brandished a wicked-looking stick as if he intended to hit him. In self-defense, Tony kicked out and knocked the man to the ground. He picked up the little walking stick and felt a strange power pulsing through his body. He swung the stick and hit the little man on the head, causing him to burst into a million tiny pieces and vanish.

Tony then approached the jar where the man had been capturing what he called "fairies." To his surprise, he found small, humanlike female creatures with wings fluttering around and begging for help. Without hesitation, he opened the jar and freed the fairies. After that, everything became a blur. He remembered going home, throwing up, passing out, and then awakening to a strange world filled with long hair, smooth legs and tits.

He was not frightened by his transformation or his change of gender; for some reason, it felt safe, warm, cozy, and natural. A little fairy appeared at the end of his bed, thanked him once again, and said the Queen wanted to see him. The only way he could enter the fairy kingdom was as a woman so they could use their magic to transform him into a fairy, as all fairies in their tribe were female and no man or mortal could enter the fairy kingdom without dying.

He was brought before the fairy Queen, who thanked him for saving her people and banishing the leprechaun from their realm. She told him he would have a long, happy, and peaceful life as a friend of the fairy folk, who would always watch over him and make sure he never came to any harm as long as he lived. 

That was almost 105 years ago, and Tony, now Tiffany, had gotten used to being beautiful and living as a woman. As a friend of the fairy folk, he was taken to their kingdom during the summer solstice and winter solstice, where he would feast, dance, and enjoy himself as one of their most honoured guests.