So this me now?

Jack's celebrity bodysuit was more than he had expected for a discount store. 

He could not believe how accurate it was or how perfectly the undwer and shoes that came with it fit him in it. 

He had an incredible night out and had plenty of sexual encounters. 

The reason it was so cheap and on sale was that if semen got on it, it became permanent, and he had gotten quite a lot of semen on it that night.