CEO Tony 72 walked into the boardroom in a suit that did not really suit him, holding a cold drink and dropped his trousers and said I know I no longer have balls between my legs, but that does not mean I don't have balls altogether.
I am really sick and tired of you, bastards, treating me like I no longer exist.
I do not know what I am talking about, and whenever I get a little bit emotional, all you do is make jokes about me being on my period and to just ignore me.
I would just like to remind you that I am still the senior partner in this business, and from today, I am back in full control.
From this afternoon, you're all fired.
I am going to replace you all with men just like me trapped in women's bodies who know what I am going through and know how hard it is to be a man trapped in a woman's body living in a world they do not understand.
All the men who were sitting around the board table just stared at him and started to argue.
They wondered if he could do so and was able to do what he had just proposed.
What they did not know was that two days ago, his paperwork had come through, and his old identity and his new body had been permanently linked, and the courts had given him full control of his company and his life once again, and now he was able to do anything he wanted.
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