Polite Society.

As a victim of the great shift, and a man who became a woman, people were always curious about what this woman was doing when I ended up in her body.

I'm always embarrassed to tell them the truth. 

I usually tell them she was sleeping when I landed in her body. 

I don't think they would understand that she was bent over a man's balls taking a piss.

It's just one of those stories you cannot tell in polite society.