I like them pregnant but I don't like being pregnant myself.

Pregnant and depressed 45-year-old Simon sitting on a jukebox in a hot sticky Mexican bar considered what his next course of action was going to be.

He had tried to local authorities and the police but neither of them believed him.

As far as they were concerned he was a young Mexican woman who worked as a prostitute and had got herself pregnant.

He could try to get back into the United States and hope some of his friends would believe his story.

In his condition travelling Across the border was not a safe course of action and he knew that he was going to stay here serving drinks and spreading his legs until the baby was born and then he would consider how to get out of this nightmare of a life.