Have you seen the line?

Margaret and Andy are a happily married couple despite what happened to them in the Great Shift.

After finding each other and getting used to their new roles in their relationship they decided to start again.

tonight was supposed to be a romantic date night.

Andy dressed himself in one of his wife's old dresses and high heels and let her do some makeup which he was still not very good at doing.

They headed off to the theatre to watch a play.

During the interval, Andy needed to relieve himself.

He headed to the ladies and could not believe how long the line was.

That had to be at least 20 women in front of him.

thanks to the small capacity of the bladder this woman had on the free pints of wine here had had this evening he needed to go.

seeing there was no line for the gems as usual he trusted over on his high heels and pushed open the door carefully.

luckily the place was empty.

Just as he was about to use the urinals the open and involved Margaret who could not believe what she was seeing.

Margaret said what the hell are you doing Andy?

Andy not bothering to turn around said as he lifted his leg to get a better purchase over the urinal did you see the queue out there for the ladies?

Margaret still surprised and shot by what she was seen said why aren't you using wool of the stalls like a normal woman?

Anti just left and said I used to be the amount I know the state of the time that's in men's restrooms and there's no way I'm putting my pretty little ass down on one of them.

Anyway, I've been practising doing this for weeks and it's good to try it out in public.

Peeing standing up is no way as hard as women make it out to be.

The only problem is there's no toilet roll to wipe so if you don't mind babe grabbing me some I don't fancy lettuce.

Margaret did not know what to say or what to do so she grabbed him a handful of toilet rolls stood next to him and relieved herself before the bell for the second act rang and they both had to hit back to their seats.

Margaret did not tell him but for some reason, she found watching him take a pee like that hot and it got her hard.