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Tommy Gun Thomas used to be a tough man.
He used to be one of the hardest criminals in town.
Nobody crossed him if they knew what was good for them.
Then one day some sniffing little toad fingered him for a Murder he had committed several weeks ago.
He found himself on death row at the State Penitentiary.
He truly believed there was no way out this time.
He truly believed he was going to sing in the electric chair.
Then some crazy scientist came to see him.
He told him he had a way of getting him out of jail.
Tommy Gun Thomas wanted to know what it was going to cost him.
The scientist just told him when you're out on the outside committing crimes again I want you to bankroll my experiments.
He thought it with a fair and reasonable price to pay for his Liberty.
The scientist when the guard was not looking slipped him a pill and said take that tonight.
When he was back in his cell he swallowed the pill and laid down on his bed.
He was found by a guard who thought he was dead.
He was taken to the hospital Infirmary where his body was collected by the crazy scientist posing as the local corner.
Six hours later Tommy Gun Thomas awoke to find himself a free woman.
At first, he was not happy to find himself female.
He threatened to kill the scientist for doing this to him.
The scientist explained the pill he took killed his body but saved his brain.
The scientist said now nobody would recognize you.
The scientist told him he could start fresh.
So Tommy Gun Thomas was dead and Tommy Gun Tina was born.
He didn't like the way men treated him as a woman but he soon taught them a lesson they would not forget in a hurry.
He was now the meanest woman in town and he made sure everybody knew it.
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