What you looking at?

25-year old Alan found his job as a smuggler a lot easier since he caught the fem-virus and now look like a teenage girl.

All he had to do was smuggle his drugs in the bathroom of a RV and make sure that when the border patrol were searching he was sat on the toilet with his knickers down.

As that seemed to distract them from looking too closely.

  Do you mind?

Shutting the fucking door, please!