Samantha never thought she would be having this conversation with her husband.
But after he landed in the body of a teenage girl there was some very important fundamental things she needed to teach him about being a girl.
Like which tampon you use on which day of your cycle to avoid embarrassing situations like this.
HONEY, WHAT YOU NEED
IS A MORE ABSORBENT TAMPON.
She never thought, she was doing this, ever since Samantha husband became a teenage girl, a flat-chested girl, who a bit of tomboy. Which he liked, because he would freak-out. If he was a big-chested, girly-girl. At first, he wanted to cut his long hair. She convinced not to because he look bad with short-hair. Samantha tried to get him to listen to her. Like clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, hair.
ReplyDeleteBut he wouldn't listen he decided be a tomboy because he was more comfortable. He wore the most simplest underwear of cotton. He hated to wear a trained bra in case of what.
He both didn't want to know, he did at time.
So he started to feel funny, one his chest was starting to be a bit more bumpy.
And then it happen. His first period, and he wasn't ready.
Sam, he yelled. I'm. I'm bleeding, down there. What's wrong with me.
Nothing wrong with you. You just getting your period.
My what, he said.
Your period. When a girl comes of age, she goes thou changed, she starts become a woman. And will need, some tampons, she said.
I'm need some what, he said.
Some tampons, all girls need then to prevent accidents. Of your clothes.
Well how long, with this happen. he said.
A couple of days, she said.
And that's it, I don't have to it a again.
No, no, you have do this again next month. She said.
So, give me, some freaking tampons. He said.
You hadn't get it, your such a man, at times, she said.
I am a man, he said.
No, you were a man, your a girl, a flat-chested teenage girl, which is started develop.
Your problem is your not listening to me. You think, that you can stay that flat-chested tomboy girl forever.
Now listen your going thou changes, sooner than later. You will excepts it. We have a long line of things to do.
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DeleteTo but it, simple he is a girl, a teenage girl. A flat-chested girl, which adapted to being a tomboy. Which in todays society. He might, he away with it. For a time, which means , he get away for a time. Which means he will start to develop. And then he has to adapt again.
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