Wednesday, 2 June 2021

You cow!


When Danny a woke on the settee he found something strange had happened to him in the night.

Somehow he had gone from a fit and healthy young man to a fit and healthy pregnant woman.

As he sat there taking in his transformation which included a very large belly and 2 swollen breasts.

His phone started to ring.

He struggled to his feet.

He could not believe how hard it was to get up.

He walked over to where he had left his phone.

He picked it up and saw it was his ex-girlfriend phoning.

He answered and said in a voice that was definitely not his old one what do you want?

His ex-girlfriend just laughed down the phone and said are you enjoying it.

Danny just shouted down the phone did you do this to me?

His ex-girlfriend just left and said yes.

You left me at the our engagement party ran off with my brother.

So I thought the best form of revenge would be to turn him into a foetus and you into the woman carrying him.

I hope you two will be very happy together as mother and daughter.

Then she hung up leaving him screaming at the phone.

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