Sunday, 21 June 2020

You can't do this to me! requested by Anonymous. Part 2 (Sunday)

Part 1

FBI agent Simon who had been betrayed by his chief and left stuck in the body of a mob bosses wife was determined to get his life back.

He waited until his wife was leaving work and stopped her on the street.

He said I know I look like a crazy woman but please listen to what I have to say.

It's me Simon inside this body.

I was working under cover in the body of a woman.

The woman who was in my body blackmailed my chief to delete the files and let her take over my life.

I've tried to contact you so many times but the woman in my body always manages to answer the phone.

Simon's wife just looked at this crazy woman.

Who had just told her the most crazy story.

She did not believe a single word this woman told her.

Humoring her she asked her.

If you are really my husband tell me something only you would know.

Simon knew the perfect thing to tell her.

Something he had told nobody.

The first time I put my hand up your jumper I got my watch strap stuck to your bra so you had no choice but to wriggle out of it & you let me keep your bra as a souvenir.

She looked at the crazy woman.

He went on to tell her the most intimate things about their lives.

Like how he ripped his trousers kneeling down to propose to her & when he fainted in the delivery room.

He told her so many things her head was spinning.

She told the crazy woman that she needed some time to think.

Simon gave her his phone number and said I will wait for your call.
the two parted going in separate directions.

That night Simon's wife really started to notice things different about Simon.

Things a wife should have noticed straight away.

Things that were not quite masculine to do.

She decided to test him.

She asked him about their first date.

She asked him if he remembered what happened the first time he got to second base.

Which of course he did not know and had to make up something on the spot.

She pretended to believe him making him feel that there was nothing wrong.

That night in bed as they cuddled she made a mental note to phone the crazy woman tomorrow.

The crazy woman that she was now convinced was her husband.

She phoned him in the morning and arrange to meet him at a local cafe.


Two women talking at cafe — Stock Video © Silverlake #84275736

The two met up and discuss what to do next.

They could not go to his boss who would drop them in it.

They need did to find a way to put his mind back in his body and hers in hers.

Which meant they were going to have to do something risky.

They were going to have to see one of Simon's friends at the FBI and hope they could convince him who he was.

Which turned out to be a lot easier than they thought it would be.

As Simon's friend unlike his wife had suspected something was wrong for a while now.

Now with his friend on board as well as his wife they were able to put a plan in motion.

Simon's wife made sure Simon's car would not start the next day so she would have to drive him to the office before going to work herself that day.

Which gave the real Simon and his friend time to set up the equipment they needed to get their minds back in the right bodies.
not suspecting anything the fake Simon kiss his wife goodbye flashed his ID to the door woman.

He went straight to the break room to grab a coffee before going to his desk.

His friend handed him a cup of coffee that was laced with a sedative.

The fake Simon collapsed after drinking it.

They strapped him into the equipment.

The real Simon climbed on the table next to him.

10 minutes later he was back inside his own body feeling slightly groggy.

Next to him the Mob bosses wife who they had tied down now bellowed about how unfair it was that they put her back in her body.

Barbara Richards in The Astro-Zombies (1968)

Simon was just glad after 6-months of being on my boss's wife and the woman to be himself  once again.

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