That is never going to happen!

Robert was hoping to take a nice relaxing shower after another stressful day fighting off the unwanted attention of men.

So he was pretty pissed off to find his friend waiting for him in the bathroom with a massive hard-on.

He screamed at him what the hell do you think you're doing?

His friend just said this between my legs is the best thing to relieve stress in a woman.

So why don't you just bend over and let me give it to you.

Robert just turned around and gave him the finger and said that's never going to happen.

So you might as well just rub one out clean up after yourself and let me know when the bathroom is free.