A bit of window dressing.

55 year-old Hank knew his new girly body was not up to winning the bowling tournament.

He might still have the skills but he no longer had the muscle to bowl like he used to.

So he decided to use what he now had to get the upper hand and win the tournament.

Even if that meant humiliating himself in front of his former friends and rivals.

I hope what I'm wearing does not put you off your game?

That blew right up my skirt boys.