This cannot be happening!

Anthony awoke with a splitting headache.

He felt sticky wet and very sweaty.

He had a strange aching before his legs it was a bit like the feeling you've got when you got kicked in the balls but not so bad.

He lay there looking up at the ceiling trying to remember what happened last night.

The last thing he remembered was having drinks with his friends and then heading home with some bird he picked up.

He remembered them tumbling into bed together & that was it.

his whole body felt tense and he stretched out.

He noticed something very strange about himself when he did.

he did not remember having pink painted toenails or such beautiful slender legs.

He did not remember wearing knickers which he quickly pulled down to get a look at the perfectly shaved wet vagina which was nestling between his legs where his dick should have been.

He did not remember having such a flat stomach or a cute belly button piercing.

He did not remember having two beautiful ample sized breasts wobbling on his chest.

He did not remember having long blonde hair.

He looked around his bedroom and spotted and note with a used condom sitting on top of it.

He flicked the condom onto the floor and read the note.

It just simply said morning babe you were great last night but when I get back I will expect you to be gone everything you need to know in your handbag.

Enjoy my life because I am definitely going to enjoy yours.

so see you around Stephanie and don't let my door hit you on your perfect little behind as you leave