Simon just wanted a bit of peace and quiet.
It was stressful having his family over for Thanksgiving.
He decided whilst his mother and his aunt's and sister and cousins were discussing stuff in the kitchen and his dad uncle brothers and cousins were out playing soccer in the yard he would go down into the basement and relax in front of the big TV.
No sooner had he made himself comfortable his dad and the rest of his male relatives were down the stairs wanting to watch the football and forced him off the couch and took the remote control off him.
Annoyed by it he stormed upstairs and flopped on to the couch in the living room.
He felt something digging into his back.
He reached underneath himself and found another remote control
He hoped it would work on the downstairs TV so he could turn off their football.
He open the basement door and quietly walked down.
He hit the button that said scramble thinking it might mess up the signal.
He was surprised when in fact turned all of his male relatives into a bunch of gorgeous women waiting for him to tell them what to do.
He hit it again hoping it would turn them back but instead it turned them into horny Japanese schoolgirls.
Scared to press it a third time he did the only sensible thing he could think of and shouted for his mother.
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