Darren was learning a very valuable lesson after telling a woman in her 40s he met in a nightclub she should be at home drinking cocoa and reading a book in bed then trying to get laid at her age as nobody in their right mind would want her wrinkly grey pube covered minj.
As the woman turned out to be a witch who had a very sadistic sense of humour and decided to teach poor Darren a lesson in humility.
She turned him into a horny 25 year old woman who would age 5 years every time he had sex.
Which was something he could not resist for long and before he knew it he was doing it day & night.
Very nice. Let the journey I to old age begin
ReplyDeletesorry it took so long to get round to doing this one had illness followed by another death in the family yesterday so things are up in the air again.
DeleteAG
Oh shit so sorry to hear about that. Hope things aren't too bad and if you need to don't hesitate to take time off
Deletethank you for your kind words should be ok this time somebody else's arranging the funeral this time...
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