The only problem is staying awake.

Richard could not understand why his wife would read such rubbish as erotic novels when she had him to keep her satisfied in bed.

So one day sick and tired of seeing the stack of erotic novels his wife kept by the side of there bed he threw them out without thinking.

He could not understand why she kicked off so much about them when she got home from work and found out what he had done.

He stupidly told her why do you need books like that when you got a stud like me?

Which he regretted saying in the morning when he awoke to find that his wife had transformed him into a horny young woman.

He found a note from her on the bedside table & a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.

The note told him that if he could make it through the entire book without playing with himself she would turn him back into a man.

Which he stupidly thought would be an easy task.