What a day to be a woman?

It was16-year-old Jason's 4th day of his two weeks in Miranda his swap class partner's body and things were not going well for him.

As this morning after a very uncomfortable night he discovered to his disgust and horror Miranda's body had started her period  .

Which took him quite a bit of time to get his head around what to do about it which made him late for the school bus which was just pulling off as he got to the corner.

He screamed out loud: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE CAN GO WRONG TODAY!

Which made an elderly man collecting his paper from outside his house look at him and say that's no way for a young lady to speak!

Which just pissed Jason off even more and made him shout at the old man: 

Sorry!

Y'know what I'm Sayin'?

I get a little bitchy when I'm on the rag!

Which made the old man gasp in surprise at her language.