Rebecca: Matthew where do you think you're going dressed like that?
Matthew: It's none of your business as you're not my wife anymore thanks to your fancy lawyers!
Rebecca: Don't you dare talk to me like that young lady!
You might not be my husband anymore but I am still your legal guardian until you're nobody turns 21?
Matthew: Well I'm off out with Michael to a friend of his Halloween party!
Rebecca: What Michael the 17 year old son of our neighbour?
Matthew: Yes!
Rebecca: But you're nearly 25 years older than him?
Matthew: Well this body is 17th and it knows what it needs so don't wait up I won't be coming home tonight!
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