Big change at the top.

Jonathan Simon stood in the doorway to his dressing room and said to his assistant Stephanie who was bringing him some clothes to wear what do you think?

Stephanie followed him into the dressing room before answering and said you look gorgeous but I never knew you wanted to be a woman Mr Simon.

Jonathan just looked at his assistant and said I always wanted to be a woman but I knew I had to stay a man until I was chairman.

As I knew there was no way the board was going to vote a woman even a woman who used to be a man for the top job.

But now I am the chairman I can be what I always wanted to be and the board can't do anything about it as I would sue them for everything they were worth for sexual discrimination which made Stephanie laugh as she helped her boss get dressed.