Really you shouldn't have

Scott opened his belated Christmas present from his sister and was disgusted to see a pink dildo and a tube of KY Jelly.

He looked at his sister and said why did you get me this?

His sister just smiled and said well seen your a girl now and you don't have one of your own to play with I thought you might enjoy it.

Scott stared at his sister and then back at the Christmas present she had given him and said thanks determine never to use it.

But just two days later he was thanking her for such a thoughtful gift & asking her if she had any double A batteries?