It's your fault.

James new to the world of being a woman walked in on his flatmate Simon sniffing a pair of his dirty knickers whilst masturbating.

Not knowing what to do he just stood there & said seriously man do you have to do that in here?

Simon just looked at him and said this is your fault if you did not walk around ower flat like that I would not be constantly hard and in constant need of relief.

James just looked at him and said well if you're going to do it can you do it in your bedroom hoping the fact that he was getting turned on by it was not showing as he turned and left the room and went and took a long cold shower knowing it was not going to be long before he was begging for it.