05 May 2017

Not one of the happy ones.

Thomas could not help venting his anger to his friend Sam who had just said to him I bet you're loving being a woman?

Thomas just looked at him & said being a woman sucks!




One minute you're a guy enjoying your life and then some cosmic event happens and you find yourself in somebody else's body and if that was not bad enough you also change gender.

So you go from shaving your face standing up to pee and being respected by your colleagues to just another woman.

Over night your life becomes a whole lot more complicated.

You have to come to terms with the fact that you have a vagina and breasts.

You have to learn to shave your legs armpits and vagina just because it's expected of you.

You are expected to look pretty every day at work even if it means getting up 2 hours early to do hair and make-up.

You have to learn to understand that your body is now attracted to men and whenever you masturbate you will fantasiz about being screwed by one of them.

You try and go for a beer at a bar by yourself and you're just constantly being harassed by men who just want to get into your knickers.

That's not to say sex is bad but I have learnt as a woman men just like to shoot there load and go to sleep leaving you 90% of the time unsexually satisfied.

You have to learn to cope with mother nature's little visits which I can tell you are no fun and the chance of getting pregnant which is terrifying.

So no I don't see it as a good thing that I became a woman.

It's just a living nightmare for me.

Which left his friends Sam standing there regretting opening his mouth but subconsciously putting Thomas bad mood down to it was probably his time of the month which made all women crazy.

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