Friday, 7 April 2017

Shake up or move out.


Sam was sick and tired of seeing his flatmate Peter sitting around the flat all day watching porn on his laptop after getting fired from his job for misconduct (kicking his boss in the nuts for looking down his top).

Sam told him it was about time he got off his ass and started living his life again.

He told him just because he had swapped bodies with a woman in the great shift was not the end of everything.

Peter just looked at him and said you don't know what I'm going through.

Everybody treats me different just because I'm a woman now and anyway: 




Sam just looked at him frustrated and said well this is the last week I'm covering your half of the rent.

So you better get your sweet ass off that couch and out there looking for a job or you can just move out it's your choice.

Which came as a shock for Peter and gave him another thing to worry about.


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