He had not been anywhere fancy since he swapped bodies with his wife.
The fanciest place he had been recently was the local beauty salon for his wife's weekly nail and hair appointment.
He spent all day getting ready wanting to look perfect for her.
He wanted to show her that he had been listening to her and taking this seriously hoping that would convince her to swap them back.
So he was pissed off when she stumbled in three hours late completely wasted.
He helped her upstairs to bed before stripping off his dress and kicking off his high heels.
He looked at his drunken wife in his body and shouted at her like she had done to him so many times before when he had screwed up.
Do you know how long it took me to get ready tonight?
It took me 30 minutes just to work out where all this underwear fastened up.
It took me 30 minutes to do my make-up and you don't even have the courtesy to phone me to let me know you're going out with the lads!
To which his wife just mumbled something incoherently and passed out.
He could not believe how angry he felt towards her.
He could not believe she had been so inconsiderate.
He could not believe how annoying being stood up was.
Then he finally understood why his wife had swapped their bodies.
This was the lesson she was trying to teach him.
He swore to anybody listening if he ever got his dick back he would be a better man.
He would no longer take his wife for granted.
But at the moment none of that mattered as he stripped his wife naked and tucked her in before going to sleep on the couch like she had done so many times before.
Hoping in the morning she was not too hungover to care about his revelation.
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