Not what he wanted for supper.

Richard could not believe his best friend was standing naked apart from a trench coat outside his apartment when he returned home from work.

He knew his best friend had a crush on the woman who's body he got in the great shift but he did not think it was this bad.

He looked at his naked friend standing in front of him and grimaced at the sight of his naked dick hanging there limp and lifeless like an old hot dog which did absolutely nothing to turn him on.

He turned and walked towards his apartment front door saying as he did so thanks but no thanks.

I rather use my dildo knowing the thought of him doing that would just drive him mad.

He entered his apartment fighting the urge to turn around and gloat in his victory leaving his friend standing there crestfallen.