I must still be dreaming.

As the sunlight streamed through the open curtains Jake woke up with more than just a splitting headache and a foul taste in his mouth.

He did not know how much he had drank at the party last night.

But he was sure when he went to bed he was a man.

But according to the evidence of his fingers he was no longer one.

Because as he slid his hand beneath the bed sheets and went to scratches itchy balls which despite his best efforts he could not locate them.

But instead his fingers rested upon a moist slit instead which pulsated and tingled with power as his finger gently stroked it sending shockwaves through his body which made him moan out loud which made him sit up in bed in horror.

Unaware that when he went to bed at 3 a.m. a cosmic ray had just passed over the Earth which cause 90% of the Earth to switch bodies.

Which meant his new year was going to be spent discovering and learning a lot of new things.

But for the moment he just fell back on his pillow with his splitting headache and thought it was all just a dream brought on by all the cheap champagne he had drunk.

Won't he have a massive shock when he wakes up and discovers that it was not a dream and in fact he is a woman.