Robert asked his brother Sam do you have to do that at the breakfast table it's putting me off my cornflakes.
Sam just looked at his brother Robert and said where do you think I should feed her.
Do you think I enjoy doing this.
Do you think I enjoy being a woman and a mother.
Do you think I like getting up at 3 a.m. to do this and changing nappies all day.
Just eat your breakfast and let her have hers it's not like you can actually see anything.
Robert reluctantly went back to eating his cornflakes leaving Sam to breastfeed his baby all the while jealous of the baby being able to suck on those massive breasts which was the root of his problem.
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