He was not in the mood to deal with his best friend and flatmate Simon.
Who now had a crush on him thanks to the great shift turning him into a sexy middle-age woman.
He was really annoyed when he opened his front door and found his friend waiting for him completely naked.
But before he blew his top Simon started confessing his undying love for him.
Richard was really annoyed at this point and was not in the mood to pussyfoot around.
He just looked his friend's naked body up and down not impressed with what he was seeing.
He said it's nice of you to offer but you just don't excite me in that way.
What can I say I like big cocks and yours is barely a wiener. "Your penis is too small.
Simon just looked up and said excuse me!
To which Richard just replied.
Now go and put some clothes on and stop annoying me as he dropped his hand bag, kicked off his high heels and wandered through to the kitchen in his stocking feet unaware of the damage he had just done to his friends feelings who was still kneeling in the hallway naked and blubbering like a baby.
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