Saturday, 24 December 2016

Christmas letters to Santa.

22 year old William never stopped believing in Santa Claus and still wrote a letter every year to the North Pole.

But he never thought when he wrote his letter to Santa asking for a beautiful girlfriend for Christmas he would get one.

He came downstairs on Christmas morning to unwrap his presents & was surprised when he found a half naked woman waiting for him with just a couple of bows to help her keep her modesty.




He stood there gobsmacked & amaze staring at the naked woman in front of him unsure what to do next.

He asked the woman who she was? 

He was surprised by the reply he got.

The young woman just said don't you recognise me its Tony before saying are you going to unwrap me now?

William just stared at the half naked woman in his living room before running up to his flatmates room to see if he was there.

But the room was empty the bed had not been slept in and Tony was nowhere to be found.

But there was a note with a candy cane left on the pillow which just said ho ho ho you been a very good boy this year.

But even Santa can't make you a girlfriend sadly.

But I've done the next best thing I could with the materials I had to work with.

But you better be quick as Tony will turn back on New Year's Day.

William dropped the note and ran back downstairs to unwrap his present not bothered in the least that the young woman standing in the living room was in fact his best friend Tony as he was going to have as much fun he could in the time frame allotted.

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