Caught Short.

There were certain things about being a woman Albert did not enjoy and really made him miss having his dick between his legs.

Like when he needed to pee on his way back from the pub.

As these days he could not just whip it out and piss up a wall.

As it took a lot more preparation and balance which was not easy when you were drunk as you usually end up pissing down your legs and all over your shoes which was really annoying especially when your friends were watching.