James stood on the green trying to work out his next shot.
Trying to adapt his swing to his new smaller body and his pregnant state which was not easy after 40 years of being a 6 foot tall man and only being in the body of a pregnant woman for six months after the great shift hit the Earth.
He did his best to concentrate & ignore the fact that his body was aching all over especially his back from the weight of his massive milk filled breasts that were so sore and sensitive & the sharp cold wind that was blowing around his bare legs and up his skirt.
As the men standing behind him moaned about how long he was taking & the fact the club had finally allowed women to play which they were not happy about.
But thanks to the great shift turning half of their members into women they had to adapt or go out of business.
He was just upset that thanks to his pregnant state he could not have his post-match whiskey as he felt the baby kick as he swung his club which caused the golf ball to go into the bush to his annoyance.
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