School Dance.

He did not have as much energy as he used to and he was ashamed to be seen out of the house in his mum's body wearing her hand me down clothes.

He was not happy to return to school as an old woman.

He got little or no sympathy from his friends and all the other girls took the piss out of him when they saw his old wrinkly body in the changing room.

Which sent him into a deep spiral of depression.

He thought he would never get a date for the school dance.

So he was pleasantly surprised by the amount of teenage boys that wanted to go out with him.

He dressed in some sexy black lingerie he bought from Ann Summers and borrowed one of his mum's tight fitting red dresses and spent hours doing his hair and makeup ready for his date and was destroyed when the lad did not come to pick him up.

He decided to go and confront the young lad.

He stormed off wobbling on his high heels and was upset to see the lad who was supposed to be going with him making out with one of the cheerleaders behind the bleachers which hurt him more than any punch he got as a man.

He climbed up behind the stage and decided to show everybody how beautiful his body really was which made him wonder when he started thinking of it as his own body as he burst through the curtains and started to peel off his dress which grabbed everybody's attention and got him expelled from school.