People always said I had a finger in every pie.
I am the kingpin of crime but time was rapidly coming to an end for me.
So I decided it was time to do something about it.
I sent three of my henchman out to a government funded laboratory that was doing work on genetic modification & kidnap all the staff.
I told them that I wanted them to extend my life & if they could not do it I would shorten there's.
With no hesitation they handed me a bottle of greenish liquid and told me it was a reanimation agent they had been working on to reanimate human cells and warned me that it had not been tested on humans.
The liquid did extend my life but with one slight side effect and these days I have my finger in a different type of pie.
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