The dentist always says brush twice a day.

If my roommate thinks I'm sleeping with him he's got another thing coming.

Last night I was just another regular guy then my roommate slipped a pink pill into my drink without telling me.

The pink pill is a black market body morphing pill and without the reverse pill I am stuck like this.

At least I found something to entertain me for now & my roommate is going to be tasting my pussy all night but not in the way he was expecting.